The Answers

Oct. 2nd, 2006 01:24 pm
zonewombat: (gorey)
OK, rather than descreening comments, I decided to just post the answers to the quiz.  Feedback, as always, welcome.

zonewombat: (chernobog)
Howdy, horror fan!  It's getting on toward Halloween, so I'm preparing party games for my Halloween party.  Want to help play-test?  Please put your answers in the (screened) comments, and your assessment of each question (easy, medium, hard).  Thanks!

Are You Sure it Goes Like That?

Hollywood is a busy place, especially when it comes to producing horror movies.  Can you figure out the movie from the synopses provided below by bored and underpaid copy writers who never actually saw the film?  Hint:  These movies were all major releases.

Example:  A band of stunted miners take in an outcast waif, then rise up against and depose the ruler of their land when the child is poisoned while under the protection of their home. 

Answer:         Snow White and the Seven Dwarves



zonewombat: (iClaudius)
Man I hate being sick.  The deathFlu has really hammered the embassy, and what with taking care of poor sick miserable Mallory, I have no energy to get better myself.  The only good sleep I had this weekend was 4 hours during the day Saturday (and that was with non-drowsy cold meds, which usually make me wired and shaky, and lots of caffiene).  I get no sleep at night, hallucinating and waking up exhausted.

And of course Friday night, the last healthy night before we all got sick, Mal was up all night anyway with Gas From Hell.  I'd made a nice salmon with dijon and crispy kashi crust for dinner, and he chowed down on it like whoa.  We let him have a lot since it's good for him, but a little too rich too late.  Starting at around 11:30, I was up and holding him against my shoulder, with him howling as his whole torso rippled, then a pause, and his diaper would literally flap.  Poor kid.  There was a thunderstorm between 2:00 and 4:00 am, and I don't think everything we were hearing was thunder.

So yeah, we're all sick.  And yet, still working long hours.  So I've been a crap correspondent and I apologize to everyone.  I am trying to get stuff ready to sell at the embassy's Christmas bazaar, so I will continue to be busy next month, but I hope to write all you people whom I owe letters.

And now, off to bed with NyQuil.

(cross-posted to Mallory's journal, because I'm lazy)
zonewombat: (Default)
I think this is what I'm going to use for my holiday cards this year.  I'll do some serious designs also.
zonewombat: (miranda)
I think the reason they just decommissioned Pluto from planet status is because it's the new Guantanamo.  Realizing the jig was up, the government had to find some new secret prison to send people to.  They're sending them to Pluto, where they'll get Miranda-ized (either become so nice and calm they die, or jam silverware through their faces).  Making Pluto not-a-planet was the first step in having the rest of us forget it exists.

Also, and this is for [profile] casperflea and others familiar with Greece, a colleague of mine wrote a report about the many live music clubs in town, where bouzouki players perform.  He called them "bazookas."  Athens apparently has many bazookas.
zonewombat: (jack sparrow)
Warning for Non-Parents:  Diaper humor ahead.

Mal just had his regularly-scheduled diaper load event.  Unfortunately, we were all roughhousing at the time, so the smell pretty much knocked me and Robert out cold.  We both pretended to pass out, and Mallory got concerned and knelt down to look in our faces and ask if we were okay.  But that's not the point of this story, cute as it was.

R said, "He needs a change, stat!"  I said, "No, wait a bit.  I want to make sure he's finished.  Ain't nothing worse than being in the middle of changing him, to discover he's got a little something extra."

"A lagniappe?"

"A lag-nappy!"

"Nappy Lag!"

At which point we both started laughing like drains, and Mal got even more concerned.  Poor kid.  You really shouldn't expose them to bad puns at such an early age.
zonewombat: (Default)
18th month checkup for Mallory today.  The new doctor walked in and said, "Dang!  That's a huge occipital lobe!"  The head is off the charts.  He's using his big brain to determine that I have a throbbing migraine, and has reverted to whine-crying, which I thought we were past. 

The cat is also contributing to the headache, or has contributed.  I woke up at 5:30 with horrendous pain from an eyelash in my eye.  I tried eyedrops and rubbing, anything to avoid turning on the lights.  When I finally couldn't take it anymore and turned them on, I discovered that I had a cat hair in my eye.  I got that out (ow), but it gets better:  a tiny piece of kitty litter was embedded in my cornea. 

I apparently scratched the hell out of my eye with all the rubbing, so it hurts like whoa.
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The following is from To Vima, one of the major Greek newspapers, by Yiannis Pretenderis:

"There is no other government in history that wasted so fast, so aimlessly, and so pointlessly the capital of unlimited sympathy that unexpectedly fell into is hands...The damage caused by the Bush government to U.S. interestes was not achieved by Al Qaeda or Bin Laden.  Trapped in Afghanistan and Iraq, hostage of a "war on terror" that it declared, a preferred target of international terrorism, which, (as specialists maintain) does not show signs of reduction or yielding, the scenario of post 9/11 American is that of a deafening failure.  Obviously, for every George Bush there is a Philip Roth and for every Donald Rumsfeld there is a Bill Gates.  There is always an America of inspiration, generosity, rights, and freedoms.  And unfortunately, it is this America that is done most of the injustice by its government.  If we do not fell American, it is minor damage.  I am afraid that soon more Americans will not feel citizens of their own country."

The biz

Sep. 12th, 2006 08:28 pm
zonewombat: (cake or death)
The Department of State is busy re-structuring its policies in order to force staff to go to Afghanistan and Iraq.  There's a lot of discussion back and forth about whether this is wise, whether it's helpful, what it means to be a commissioned officer in a disciplined service (hey, at least State officers can resign if they don't want to go), but the main point is that both these posts are unaccompanied: Your spouse and children cannot go with you.

In a recent informational cable, State mgmt responded to the question "Does this signal an end to State's "Family Friendly" policy?"  The answer: "Absolutely not.  We have produced a handbook for children whose parent has been assigned to one of these posts."

A handbook.

That'll help.

We're trying to figure out what the handbook could be.  I'm kind of hoping it's a coloring/activity book, with pages like "Here's Mommy's car!  Where would you put the bomb?" and "You're the first responder after the terrorist attack - which mark would you put on the foreheads of each of these victims?"  Other folks think it will be dry reading, something along the lines of "Who Needs Two Parents Anyway?"  (which will then be utilized according to the Republican Playbook to show how State lacks family values).

It's just tough.  A friend who is a Marine just left for his second tour in Iraq.  He's kind of hoo-ah anyway (Marine), but his comment was "Better me than the guys that have kids."  Another Army officer I know is on his third tour in Iraq.  He has two children; he's never seen one of them, almost 4.  He's missed over half the other one's life.  He's rabid in his belief that there are WMDs, that he's fighting terrorists, that he's doing the right thing.  He has to be.

As for us, we are still waiting.  When we accepted Athens as a post, it counted as a hardship post (just barely, but it did).  We chose it in large part so we could do a hardship tour.  That status was removed while we were here (in an accounting maneuver to give more money to folks in Iraq and Afghanistan, and rightly so), but now we, and others like us, don't know whether we count as having taken a hardship assignment or not.  If not, Robert's bound for Iraq.  We won't know for months, as it's in the Department's interests to delay that decision.
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Here's something for [personal profile] theodosia and others:  Seen at WorldCon, a car painted like the cave paintings of Lascaux

9/11

Sep. 11th, 2006 03:24 pm
zonewombat: (falconer)
Robert was leaving for Japan that day.  I worked near Dulles Airport, so I dropped him off at the United terminal to catch his 9:00 am flight.  Once at work, I jumped right into working on a database, getting my friend the star db developer to sit with me as we pounded out some code.  We were both deep in coding brain, and idiot coworkers kept coming by with nonsense.  There was a group of guys in particular who never seemed to do anything but watch TV all day.  When the second one of them stopped by and said "Hey!  Didja hear?  A plane hit the Twin Towers?!"  we shut my office door and put a sticky note on it that said "We KNOW!!!  DND."   We assumed it was a private plane, because big real commercial planes don't do that.

Then an IM popped up from another, more trustworthy source, telling me to turn on CNN.  I did, and our jaws dropped.   That was some serious damage for a little plane.  Then we saw the second plane hit - it happened just after I'd turned on the TV.  Now, whenever I see that shot or think of it, I immediately tear up.  Then, I went instantly into denial.  I could not process it.  Another IM popped up from an intern, wanting to know if it was terrorism, wanting to know if it was, why the WTC?  I typed back "Yes, and there are probably planes in the air for buildings in DC right now."  Then I thought, "Oh shit, there are probably planes in the air for DC right now."

My friend left for his desk to call his wife, who sometimes works at a government building.  I wanted to call everybody - State, the Pentagon, the White House, the Capitol, the CIA, hell, the Smithsonian - and tell them to Get Out!  But I couldn't.  There was nothing I could do except be glad Robert was safely away from DC, answer all the people coming and asking me if this was al-Qaeda, mindlessly watch TV.  Then came the announcement about a United flight missing from Dulles.  Or something.  All I know is that my brain finally put it together that Robert was on a trans-continental flight from a DC airport, and his plane could've been grabbed, and I was on the phone to United.

They actually answered - normally you can't get a person on the line, but they answered and were nice, and explained they had no information but had asked all their flights to land at the nearest airport.  I went over to my friend's desk to tell him I was going home, and to suggest that we all do the same, as, like I said, close to Dulles.  Over his shoulder I saw the TV, and there was only one tower.  I remember blinking at it, thinking, how weird, from this angle it looks like there's only one tower.  Then he asked if I'd heard State Dept had been bombed.  I hadn't, but I doubted it; spending all that time working the al-Qaeda target meant I had some idea of what they'd pick as targets, and Main State wasn't it.

A United plane hit the Pentagon.  Another friend, who lived in an apartment overlooking the Pentagon, was running late as usual, and saw it happen.  He called me, asked what flight Robert was on.  I started to come unglued.  Our boss had said there was no official leave for work, but I left anyway; I was going to melt down and didn't want to do it at work, and no one had my work number, not even Robert.

My friend from near the Pentagon met me at my house and we watched TV all day.  By the time I got home, I had messages from all over the States, all my family and Robert's.  I returned calls as I could, saying that Robert was somewhere, but not on United 93 and I'd let them know.  I have no idea how all these phone calls got through.  I zapped quick emails to friends in NYC: "If you are reading this, I guess you're okay but please let me know!"

Around 2:00 pm Robert called.  His plane had been grounded in South Carolina.  At first they'd thought it was a technical problem, but when they deplaned they saw the news.  By this time the news that State had been bombed was playing, so they tried to call State; no answer.  State was transferring to emergency operating locations at the time, but not getting an answer from the Ops Center dismayed them.  So many planes had landed in the smallish town that there were no more rental cars, and Robert's delegation got the last hotel room.  We made various plans, ending up that another spouse would drive her minivan down and pick them up.  He got home safe and sound sometime after midnight.

The next day at work it was quiet.  The constant noise of airplanes taking off and landing at Dulles was gone, and the silence, as they say, was deafening.
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Thanks to [profile] casperflea and [personal profile] ste_noni for inspiring me to write this. 

I'm going to keep my FS hat on a moment, and say that I find these movies, especially the ABC piece, irresponsible beyond measure.  9/11 still very much informs our foreign policy; it's still an active, living, breathing problem.  The purveyors of media like the ABC piece are making things up that will be taken as historical fact, and will be used by the public to demand certain courses of action.  al-Qaeda is a huge part of our foreign policy, and to create pressure to base that policy on lies is criminal.
zonewombat: (evil queen)
Happy Birthday to [profile] trudy_booth and to Kara!
zonewombat: (fear in dust)
I'll be spending it like usual, deep in my survivor's guilt.  Thankfully I'm not in the US, for the media frenzy (Hey, it beats broadcasting actual news!).  The only thing here is that CNN International will be masturbating via satellite all day, re-playing their exact broadcast from 9/11.  "Gross" doesn't even come close to describing it.

However, if you are trapped in Media Hell, I highly recommend [personal profile] liz_marcs article on the ABC/Disney thing.  Lovely and well-written.
zonewombat: (Default)
It feels like I've broken more than I've touched, today.  Part of that is I'm borderline sick - I am taking cold meds and vitamin C like a fiend, but I've slept a lot today.  And I have gotten some stuff done, but my list is still long.

The main project is my website.  I let my hosting service lapse and moved to a new one, but now my CSS-based pages don't display properly.  I thought it was a Firefox thing at first, but it's cross-browser.  Some of the styles display fine, most do not, and I've been trying to troubleshoot it for hours.  I think I'm going to have to start over from scratch...and since I can't be on the computer until both boys are in bed, I don't quite know when I'm going to get the time.

At some point I want to upload the video we've shot of Mallory also.  I think there may be a hardware problem here, though, as my only FireWire port is on my soundcard (??? no clue) and I've been stunningly unsuccessful with any upload attempts.  Again, I need time on the computer with a fresh mind, something that's not likely to happen for, oh, years.

Oh, and this one's for you, Dan, and you, Kathy:  I asked a friend what he thought of Mitre, in case I look there for jobs when I get back to the States.  He said, "They are very intellectual and academic, and kind of strange.  Perfect for a liberal arts major."  I replied, "I interviewed with them years ago but didn't take the job as I wasn't sure about a company that's named after a bishop's hat."

My friend said, "See?  You'll fit in perfectly.  I thought it was a saw."
zonewombat: (serenity label)
Yahoo! Avatars

Fun with Yahoo! Avatars.   In lieu of actual content.
zonewombat: (broken coriolanus)
One of my very best friends and I say that the universe runs on irony.  Sometimes that can be amusing, but sometimes it engenders a fatalistic depression.

This friend, whom I shall call R, is very active in ballet in Virginia.  His daughter is a very good dancer, possibly heading for a ballet career, and he involves himself as he can, including filming the studio's yearly "Nutcracker."  A couple years ago, the girl who was to play the prince in the Nutcracker came down with a bad case of being pregnant, so a ringer had to be found.  One of the choreographers drafted her son, 17 years old and an amazing dancer.  Really strong and athletic.  R noted that while the guy was a great dancer, he was sullen (even more so than your average 17 year old).  R asked him why, and the kid said he hated dancing, but his mother wouldn't let him quit.  His father wouldn't back him up because he didn't want to fight with his mother.  So the kid's plan was to join the Marines the second he turned 18 and get away from his mother.

We joked about this at the time, saying he could never tell the other Marines about being a ballet dancer.  We also said it was a shame that he was going to go get killed in Iraq just to avoid dancing.  But we didn't really mean it.

He was killed in Iraq on the last day of August.

And the irony?  Rather than flowers, his mother has asked that donations be made in his name to a dance charity.

I could make a comment about how he's pirouetting in his grave, but I think I'll just say that this means the universe is set to run a while longer.
zonewombat: (blueshift)
Edittionals on my last two posts:

Greece vs USA:  Ultimately there was a 2-hour lockdown at the embassy this afternoon when a bunch (~200) of your basic lager louts showed up. 

August:  Yep, that's the short list.  There were at least 5 things I left out on purpose (a pregnant friend had to be hospitalized, and I don't want to jinx the pregnancy, for example) and I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
zonewombat: (chernobog)
One friend lost a member of her community to senseless random violence.  Another friend had 2 strokes.  I was diagnosed with a rare skin disorder that can metastasize.  The partner of one of my friends spent a lot of time in the ICU and isn't out of the woods yet.  A friend lost her son in an accident.

And that's just people I know.  That doesn't even bring up the Israel-Lebanon conflict, the multiple plane crashes, or the terrorist plot that could've happened out of London.

I suppose you could theorize that there was too much joy and happiness in the world, so this is the universe's way of balancing things, but I prefer to think that God is kickin' it old school until we clue in and get rid of our evil leaders and quit abusing His planet's environment.

Either that, or August is just a sadistic fuck.
zonewombat: (Default)
Greece beat the USA for the World Championship in basketball about an hour ago.  The Charge d'Affaires bowed to the inevitable and called a 2-hour break from work so everybody in the embassy could head to the cafeteria to watch the game (plus he wanted to watch it).  I took Mallory in to root for both sides.

The second that the game was over, the honking started.  Even at home I can hear tons of honking, but it was really impressive at the embassy - every single car that passed by the front of the US Embassy honked.  (Even me on my way home, because heck, when in Athens....)

Sorta reminds me of the night Romania beat the US in the World Cup when we were living in Bucharest.  No point in trying to sleep.

So here's a question - in what circumstances would Americans drive by and honk at someone's embassy after beating them in a sport?  Beating the UK, India, or Australia at cricket?  Or would any American with a car care?
zonewombat: (family)
So what happens when Zone doesn't take her meds for a whole weekend?  She starts sobbing like a baby listening to Voltaire. 

Goodnight Demonslayer
There’s a monster that lives ‘neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it’s a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board

There’s a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I’ve checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night

Tell the monster that lives ‘neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead
Or you’ll kick him in the head

Tell the creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what’s good he won’t come here no more
Cause you’ll kick in his butt at the count of four

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad
And you’re sure you’d be the worst he’s ever had
If he eats you, don’t you fret, just cut him open with an axe
Don’t regret it, he deserved it, he’s a cad

Tell the harpies that land on your bed post
That at the count of five you’ll roast them alive
Tell the devil it's time you gave him his due
He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes
Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There's devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

I won’t tell you, there’s nothing ‘neath your bed
I won’t sell you, that it’s all in your head
This world of ours is not as it seems
The monsters are real but they're not in your dreams
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,
you’ll need it for some of the people you meet

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now its time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight

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