Artifacts from Mental Space

I think the reason they just decommissioned Pluto from planet status is because it's the new Guantanamo.  Realizing the jig was up, the government had to find some new secret prison to send people to.  They're sending them to Pluto, where they'll get Miranda-ized (either become so nice and calm they die, or jam silverware through their faces).  Making Pluto not-a-planet was the first step in having the rest of us forget it exists.

Also, and this is for casperflea and others familiar with Greece, a colleague of mine wrote a report about the many live music clubs in town, where bouzouki players perform.  He called them "bazookas."  Athens apparently has many bazookas.