First World Problems Rant

[zonewombat]

(Actually, I guess this isn't really a FWP, but it indicates a certain degree of FW Parenting, so it stands.) I may have mentioned that Mal would prefer to spend his entire life outside. However, some days, like today, I just don't feel like getting all presentable and standing in the park for several hours. So I try to compromise by letting him go out on the balcony while I either work inside or take my work out with him. However, because of the Feral Cat Colony that lives on our porch, the entire balcony smells like cat urine/spray, and after Mallory's been out there for a bit,
i he
smells like cat urine. I already can't let him play in the yard anymore because of the cat diarrhea all over it.

So I decided I would scrub the balcony to try and get rid of the smell. I had the door open and was going in and out with cleaning gear. I heard a cat yowl. Again. Really close. I went to check, and the Crack Ho cat (currently pregnant) AND her Mac Daddy had COME INSIDE!!! Legion was standing them off, but he has no claws or teeth and the tom was all muscle.

So it's back to living in prison with no doors/windows open.

Also, in the FWP column, I got a $20 gift cert to the Noble Collection for Xmas, and I can't find anything I want. You'd think with all the LOTR stuff...alas.

Comments

[fufaraw]

Oh that's just awful, being hostage in your own home. I'm so sorry, especially when I have no solution to offer. When do you leave there, again? Also? Gooood Legion!

...you know you want Hermione's wand. Or Sirius'.

[amy37.livejournal.com]

Um, that doesn't sound like a FWP to me at all. Is there anything you can do to get rid of them? Or at least encourage them to move elsewhere?