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zonewombat) wrote2006-09-17 08:46 am
zonewombat) wrote2006-09-17 08:46 am
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A little sumthin'-sumthin'
Warning for Non-Parents: Diaper humor ahead.
Mal just had his regularly-scheduled diaper load event. Unfortunately, we were all roughhousing at the time, so the smell pretty much knocked me and Robert out cold. We both pretended to pass out, and Mallory got concerned and knelt down to look in our faces and ask if we were okay. But that's not the point of this story, cute as it was.
R said, "He needs a change, stat!" I said, "No, wait a bit. I want to make sure he's finished. Ain't nothing worse than being in the middle of changing him, to discover he's got a little something extra."
"A lagniappe?"
"A lag-nappy!"
"Nappy Lag!"
At which point we both started laughing like drains, and Mal got even more concerned. Poor kid. You really shouldn't expose them to bad puns at such an early age.
Mal just had his regularly-scheduled diaper load event. Unfortunately, we were all roughhousing at the time, so the smell pretty much knocked me and Robert out cold. We both pretended to pass out, and Mallory got concerned and knelt down to look in our faces and ask if we were okay. But that's not the point of this story, cute as it was.
R said, "He needs a change, stat!" I said, "No, wait a bit. I want to make sure he's finished. Ain't nothing worse than being in the middle of changing him, to discover he's got a little something extra."
"A lagniappe?"
"A lag-nappy!"
"Nappy Lag!"
At which point we both started laughing like drains, and Mal got even more concerned. Poor kid. You really shouldn't expose them to bad puns at such an early age.